punch the zombie

Male masturbation

Josh had a long day at work. All he wanted to do was go punch the zombie and relax.

by dil3mma August 26, 2014

Sister Punch

An alcoholic punch spiked with Xanax by sorority girls, in secret and at random.
Generally for sorority-only events and parties.
Often a means for fellow sisters to seduce one-another.
Lesbian orgies have resulted.

O.M.G who made the sister punch last night?!
I don’t remember anything after Emily brought me to her room LOL!

by Lexi Black November 6, 2019

Punching The Tarp

Noun; A euphemism for sitting at home on your computer at night instead of being out with friends or sleeping.

"Dude! I totally went to a wicked party last night!?"
"Quit faking, man. Everybody knows you were just sitting in your room, punching the tarp."

by Anemoneing July 5, 2012

Phoenix Punch

While penetrating the female in the anus you jerk yourself off with your hand fully in Vagina

Hey man what you doin tonight?
Idk, but I think this bitch is down to get Phoenix punched.

by Substance B June 11, 2018

Harris Punch

a punch that is so powerful that it can kill you with a single blow.

Man this bitch is being so annoying, i’m gonna fucking Harris Punch her into oblivion.

by troy and larry December 23, 2019

dickface punch

to punch a male in the dick, and when they bend over, punch them in the face; a one-two punch

I will dickface punch him for disrespecting me.

by alvarez5th October 6, 2017

Gorrila Punch

look up donkey kick.

You ready for your gorrila punch?

by e town represent April 20, 2009