pukemaster

Occurs when you make someone laugh so hard that they vomit.

Mike just pukemastered Andy

by The Real Slappy McGee April 6, 2011

puketory

The hellacious period between knowing you're going to throw up and actually vomiting.

Oh man, I was in puketory for a solid 30 minutes last night, I just wanted to get it over with and fall asleep on the bathroom floor.

by DeadManPrd April 9, 2011

Puketastrophe

When a baby vomits after a bottle, the entire bottle, with the force of the exorcist behind it, covering the baby, the caregiver, and the room in baby puke.

Sorry I'm late for work, I was on my way out the door and the baby had a puketastrophe.

by Babymama0915 June 23, 2011

Pukeasaurus

Someone of whom is very large (read: fat) and possibly ugly, yet believes themselves to be really attractive and so dresses to show off their body. Imagine a really big girl, wearing a very short skirt. If you've just turned away and feel like you're about to puke at the sight/thought, then you have yourself a Pukeasaurus.

Dan: Hey Joe, check out that chick!
*Joe turns to look*
Joe: Ah dude no! Such a pukeasaurus.
*Joe turns to face away from her, sickened by the sight*

by Kaartis September 28, 2012

puking the mic

How "wacky" morning zoo crew radio DJs talk, where every word sounds overly excited.

"He's really puking the mic to give away those Nickelback tickets."

by gwarjuice January 25, 2013

Puke Tower

When multiple people throw up on top of each other's vomit, creating a pile of puke.

Brian: Hey man, I think i'm gonna throw up!
Zach: If you do, I'll puke where you do. It will be a puke tower!

by puketower February 18, 2013

Puke Beard

Residual vomit that stays in one's facial hair after puking.

I didn't kiss him because I realized he had a smelly puke beard from last night.

by lemonchowder August 12, 2014