puketory Share definition Flag The hellacious period between knowing you're going to throw up and actually vomiting. Oh man, I was in puketory for a solid 30 minutes last night, I just wanted to get it over with and fall asleep on the bathroom floor. puketory by DeadManPrd April 9, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the puketory mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch