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The pucker factor

The clench factor. Fear factor. You tense up your entire body beginning with your ass. Usually on a scale from one to ten.
Getting ran cut off, ran off the road, sideswiped and flipped upside dow. Various degrees of the pucker factor there.
by masteryt May 25, 2012
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Plöner Pucker-tini

A traditional northern European anal-tomical ice-cold cocktail. When a person inserts ice cubes into their anal cavity, lets the ice melt and mix with the rectal contents and then is sipped out slowly by another person. The drink can be personalized for "shaken" or "stirred". If shaken, anus must be vigorously rocked in a circular fashion. If stirred, insert a colorful umbrella and swirl counterclockwise 3 times. Anal rim may be coated in sugar for additional pleasure.
Angelica: Hey Andre, fuck a dirty martini and gimme me one of your famous Plöner Pucker-tinis....shaken, with a raw sugar rim.
by Spacker Blue March 28, 2013
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floppy pucker

That girl has such a floppy pucker, you could park a truck in her ass.
by Dooosh May 20, 2014
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Puddy Pucker

In short, when one Puddy-Puckers they are (with every ounce of their being) attempting to hold in a fart that they are almost positive could result in a hot-liquid-ass explosion, but the attempt fails (usually due to a weakened rectum muscle) and piping hot shart builds a new home in one's britches.
Enough Mexican food will get anyone to puddy pucker within hours.
by OfGoodNature July 9, 2014
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duck pucker

One continually screws things up.
That duck pucker killed my hamster by accident with a microwave.
by VengefulGrandma August 12, 2015
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fub puckers

Fub Puckers are the fucks that go to the same pub every day because it's their bar. These are the people who swoop up the glasses, empty ashtrays, clean minor messes, low key handle the douchebags. The regulars, if you will.
Hell yeah, I love this bar. Nothing ever happens here because all of us Fub Puckers handle it quickly.
by Daddy Max January 5, 2019
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Pizza Pucks

these are actually bagel bites but retarded people refer to them as pizza pucks
girl: let’s have bagel bites!
guy: you mean pizza pucks?
girl: no bagel bites you retard
by stup:)d March 18, 2020
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