Post-Nap Syndrome

Post-Nap Syndrome, PNS, is a tiredness and/or confusion following short or long naps. Usually associated with a prolonged period of waking up.

"I tried to finish my homework after my afternoon nap, but i was hit with major post-nap syndrome."

"dude that sucks, i had pns after math class"

by Barrelsofmooney April 15, 2008

prostitot

A whore who sells herself for tator tots

I only gave 3 tator tots for that! What a prostitot!

by awesome darkness June 10, 2009

Post Gay

Term used to describe same-gender-loving individuals that do not identify or associate with mainstream gay culture.

A "not so" judgmental or cunty gay man who is not flashy and doesn't act stuck up or above others.

This man would not be very flamboyant.

I can't stand going to gay clubs. Everyone seems too cool for school. I'd much rather hang out with other post gay men. They're not cunts.

by Jack Klakamp December 9, 2007

Prosti-tots

Preteens or younger adolescent girls who dress like whores. Normally the fake orange tan, short shorts that expose their boy like bodies, low cut shirts that are unflattering because they haven't developed breasts yet and wearing more make up than 60 year old women are some of the characteristics of a prosti-tot.

When Jim and Sally went bowling the other day they were rudely interrupted by ghetto wannabes and little prosti-tots.
Jim: Well we now know where our tax money will go to in the next few years.

Sally: I know. Stupid prosti-tots getting knocked up, when will they learn that you have to wrap it before you tap it?

by C'estunepute! August 6, 2010

prostituent

The regular customers of a prostitute

Her prostituents lined up at the docks for their favorite public servant

by CarMono July 28, 2011

Postcode Theory

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

by Cliffy September 21, 2005

post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.

I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!

by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010