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promercy

Promercy is a very talented rapper with a high lyrical intellect and is most famous for his songs TO FAR FROM HOME CUP RUNNENTH OVER AND TRAILS AND TRIBULATIONS
that promercy is amazing alot of rappers could learn from him
by promercys stan December 19, 2015
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professional bencher

Refers to any player who play team sports ( such as basketball, football, etc...) but sit on the bench for most of the time.
That dude is a real professional bencher , because he keep shooting airballs.

Bruh, that dude can't even run 10 yards with the ball, what a professional bencher
by quan267 June 2, 2016
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Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.
Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.
by J_ro__ September 14, 2016
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Progmess

Shortened for 'progress mess', the mess you make before progressing. For example during DIY, you make mess before the progress is seen
I sorted the garage out today, I made a lot of progmess, but now it is done and looks fab
by queenofawesomeness<3 July 21, 2017
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process snake

The "process snake" is a term which describes the insidious impact functionalisation has in large organisations. Functionalisation is often introduced to improve internal efficiency and is based on the idea of grouping certain skills and expertise in certain areas.

The downside is that organisations find they are unable to resolve queries quickly as they have multiple teams that are co-dependent on each other, yet each team has different priorities and does not have sight of the big picture.

The process snake is not normally deliberately created. It starts small, in one team or area, before eventually wrapping itself across every department in a company. It essentially deceives the organisation in to believing they will benefit, but ultimately ends up creating a complex set of inter-dependant steps that no single person in the organisation has the authority to change.
"I cannot find an owner of this process snake"
"This process snake is so slippery, I don't see how we will every bring more collaboration to the team"

"I wouldn't touch that process snake. It's so large now you'll just get bitten trying to make an improvement"
by crazydogpaw November 14, 2017
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promasturbating

The act of procrastinating, by specifically masturbating.
"Has Timmy done his homework yet?"
"Nah, he's promasturbating in the shower still."
by fillman86 May 27, 2018
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processed dick

The variant of vienna sausage that is ground up and attached to the male genitals.
He has a processed dick.
by shadow definer 666 February 18, 2018
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