Italian Midnight Penguin

when one dresses up in a tuxedo, gets into a pitch black room filled with spagetti, and has a woman undress them. they then proceed to have intercourse

she totally let me do an Italian Midnight Penguin

by memyselfandeye November 9, 2009

Penguin Pussy

a nun

lets go down to the convent and try and pick up some penguin pussy

by Woodnone May 21, 2015

Penguin

The only animal that I would concider fucking

Dude, if I were a penguin I would so fuck another penguin

by Kinket July 7, 2005

penguine

adj. penguin-like; used especially to describe a tuxedo-wearing man in a group of other formally-attired men.

Awww, the Vienna Boys' Choir boys are positively penguine!

by eccecattus December 10, 2006

penguin

evil bird's that are amassing a huge army off the coast of antarctica secretly. formly know as THE MINION CAPTAINS DUN DUN DUN!!!! and where evil war hats of doom dot dot dot .

they will kill u all and rule the world with there little feather thingys

by chuck September 15, 2003

Penguined

The penguin is a mysterious sexual act that involves a rotten fish and an umbrella.

For my 17th birthday dad let me be penguined on moms lap.

He really got penguined behind the wal mart.

by Reid Street Gang May 5, 2009

Penguin King

1. One who rules the penguins.
2. The tightest kid around.
3. Peter Lucier.
4. Xavier

Wow, there goes Peter Lucier, the mother fucking Penguin King!

by Scout November 17, 2003