A penis that, though it may aesthetically pleasing, falls short of it's intended use. A nice, big, perfect dick that is governed by a man who is so incredibly useless that it is never allowed to reach anywhere near Its potential effective use thus rendering it a beautiful tragedy. Like a hot nun or nipples on a man.
"He couldn't make me cum even after 2 and a half hours of fucking".
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
"Sometimes the show cock turns out to be a preening rod."
by BrokenKing February 19, 2021
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When you are about to present something in your class but you forgot that 'present' is in your vocabulary so your brain somehow came up with 'presentate' and you'll witness yourself get lectured by your teacher saying that presentate is not a word. Welp, if any of your teachers said that to you, show this to them. It's a word now. Click, BOOM! (also, bonus points if your classmates also correct you.
"Hello Mr./Ms./Mx. Today, I am going to presentate my slides for the topic (insert random topic here). (presents their presentation). Thank you for listening."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
Some random person: "It's not 'presentate', it's 'present'."
"Wow, that was a great presentation. But fyi, it's 'present' not 'presentate'. You should learn how to say 'present' correctly."
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Get the Pretend Ballin' mug.A common behavioural pattern in dysfunctional workplaces where the employee is not evaluated by managers or peers by what they do, but rather what they don't do.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
The pinnacle of rock star level employee performance in this model is sitting at a workstation for 8+ hours, frantically producing without impacting anything whatsoever.
I just had a meeting with Jill, Jane and Jack, reporting on achieving absolutely nothing,and had my socks rocked off as to their blinding knack for appearing busy without disturbing anything, presenteeism at its finest delivered by true professional experts.
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Get the presentation college mug.Preben is a guy with beautiful green eyes, he his so pretty everytime you look at him you get butterflies in your stomach.
His smile is cute and amazing but you can tell he is hiding lots of pain behind it.
Preben isn't the brightest guy but he makes people smile, even if he is rude at times he always tries to make sure his closets of friends are always okay.
No one can ever have a more pretty smile than him, a attractive laugh everything about him is amazing.
Preben also has bad things about him too, he can't express his emotions, so if a preben ever does that means you are a very special person.
His smile is cute and amazing but you can tell he is hiding lots of pain behind it.
Preben isn't the brightest guy but he makes people smile, even if he is rude at times he always tries to make sure his closets of friends are always okay.
No one can ever have a more pretty smile than him, a attractive laugh everything about him is amazing.
Preben also has bad things about him too, he can't express his emotions, so if a preben ever does that means you are a very special person.
Girl: hey look at that guy over there his smile is so cute!
Girl2: I know right! His name is Preben.
Girl2: I know right! His name is Preben.
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