Power Position

The position one assumes when squeezing out an uncooperative poo.

Person 1: Dude did those tacos get u last night?
Person 2: Yeah bro i was in the power position all damn night!
Person 1: Ouch

by JoeyLicious1094 August 20, 2011

missionary position trip

Any of a large number of organizations that sponsor group youth trips during which pedophelia is practiced.

Hey, you gonna let yer kids go on the "our lady of great agony" outreach bus?
Umm, I think that's one of those missionary position trips where yer kids are pretty much guaranteed to get STD popped.

by YAWA May 4, 2021

PoIP

Post over Internet Protocol.

Emerging technology whereby post is sent via the internet and printed at local print centres to reduce carbon footprint and save costs. For example, ViaPost is a new PoIP service in the UK.

by carmenes January 27, 2009

Lazy Dog Position

It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."

"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."

by legal.notes October 21, 2009

Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.

“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”

by Morde666 January 5, 2018

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

minx position

A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.

Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!

by maddybutz June 6, 2011