Like a spin doctor, but completely without a soul. A spin plumber will dig up shit to defend a politician that a spin doctor with a modicum of human decency will not touch with a ten-foot pole.
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A trades man of the highest order in relation to realigning the internal pipework and plumbing of the rectal cavities of others by vigorous use of his lady tickler. Whether they be a male who is turdburgling another male, a man who is kicking in the back door of his lady friend. Or a lady who has strapped on a prostrate pulveriser to even the score with the man in her life. Rectal plumbing is never soft and gentle and is always executed with vim and vigour. Often accompanied by name calling and hair pulling. Energetic thrusting and circular movements of the phallic instrument within the fartbarn of the other person is a must. Often leading to next day fart barnacles and the inability to pass solid stools.
Dude what's wrong with your mum, she's walking funny, moaning and holding her stomach?
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"
See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.
So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
Oh, my dad has a Nobel Prize in rectal plumbing and I think whilst he was in there he adjusted her lower intestines. She always said "Don't give me a rich man, give me a rectal plumber who'll leave me feeling like I've been kicked in the baby maker"
See Jolene over there, I rectally plumbed her last night. Man I got up in that fartbarn like the Nazis storming into Poland. Got me an Iron Cross off the Furher for services as a rectal plumber.
So Sebastian how was your date with Peter?
It was like somebody superglued an octopus to end of a hammer drill, shoved it up my fartbarn and turned it up to max. That boy has crazy rectal plumbing skills. He's the rectal plumber I've been waiting for since Uncle Frank introduced me to cock all those years ago. Anal Arse fucking Anal devastation Reamed
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Get the Iceland Plumber mug.A plumber that advertises on Gumtree, looking to scrape clients from the bottom of the barrel . Due to low overheads, (usually still lives at home with mum & dad) can beat any price by reputable plumbing businesses. Installs all types of plumbing fixtures always asks for cash and never puts in any tickets.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Usually has the words Cheap, Affordable or discount in the business name.
Hey George did you get that quote to install the toilet from yesterday?
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
No mate owners wanted a Gumtree plumber, bloke did it for $49, but they’ll keep our number and call us in a few months to come by and repair it.
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Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
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