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penis embargo

To withhold one's penis from a sex partner. The state of a man withholding sexual intercourse from a woman.
Jack declared a penis embargo after he caught Jane cheating on him.
by Phallophile December 30, 2008
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Penis-at-12 syndrome

A 5-alpha reductase deficiency at birth causes ambiguous to female-type external genitalia. The male has undescended testes. The deficiency essentially prevents testosterone from becoming dihydrotestosterone (DHT). Now the penis-at-12 syndrom itself occurs around puberty when the high levels of testosterone overcome the requirement of DHT...the clitoris enlarges, alas, "penis-at-12".
Damn, I'm sure glad I don't have penis-at-12 syndrome.
by eleven April 27, 2003
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penis lick

Much like a salt lick, it is the act of a girl(preferably acting as though she is a deer, not completely necessary though) licking your penis like a salt lick. aka a BJ. With less blowing, and more licking.
Bro 1: Yeah dude, this chick was all over my dick. She performed a professional penis lick! She was just licking it... It was weird.

Bro 2: I've always wondered what it'd be like...
by catsRlife July 4, 2009
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paris hilton

someone who is famous because of a slutty ass sex-tape she PURPOSELY released just for some fucking attention. basically someone who pounces around saying "thats hot" with fake blue contacts and has slept with HALF of hollywood. oh and recently got locked up cause she was drunk driving .... which KILLS people!
paris hilton is a dildo faces slut.
by *jasmine* July 15, 2007
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Paris Hilton

The only way I can describe Paris Hilton is Rich Bitch. Her family own the Hlton Hotels. She became famous for partying and well dosent really do much but that, she's had a stupid excuse for singing career and she go's to movie premiers to pretend that she is famous in her own right. Paris's sister Niki Hilton used 2 be little miss party aswell but is begining to branch off and design clothes and do whatever else she dose. Paris is best frieds with someone and the next week she hates them eg Lindsay Lohan,Nicole Ritchie, Brittney Spears etc. She likes to claim she is a normal person she tried 2 prove this when filiming the simple life but in many peoples oppinion failed. Paris is in gossip magazines every week and likes to do shockng things like dateing celebrities,making sex tapes,losing pets and having full on fights with people 2 get herself on the front page.
Paris Hilton is VERY ANNOYING and is smelly
by E.R.G February 9, 2008
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Penis music

Penis Music is a sub genre of music in which the artist uses vibrations to portray their emotions. Penis music can also be referred to as dick jams, as well as cock opera.
Hey bro! Did you hear the new penis music? Fantano gave it strong 9/10!”
by Gamer6454 January 15, 2020
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snow penis

The sculpture of a giant penis made entirely from fresh snow. This sculpture is usually constructed by college students in an attempt to have their photo displayed on CollegeHumor.com. The snow penis was selected such that college students everywhere would no longer have to strain themselves to come up with anything that could be construed as clever, original, or funny. Snow penis architects are easily identifiable -- they are usually the same tools who wear their baseball caps off-center, frequently display the shocker, and drink shit beer like Natural Light.
We got our first snowfall of the season last night, so it's not hard to believe that I saw no less than seven snow penises while walking across campus this afternoon.
by Non Sequitur September 23, 2005
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