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crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

Snow Pecker

The nigger equivalent for Norwegian people.
by J/M/C May 31, 2022
mugGet the Snow Peckermug.

Chicken Pecker

People that are not bright, aka helmets.
by Chicken Pecker420 January 17, 2021
mugGet the Chicken Peckermug.

Spicy pecker juicing

PHRASE: def: A male masturbating vigorously using Icy-Hot as lubrication.
We replaced out buddies lotion so now he's spicy pecker juicing in the pisser.
by Krackerino November 1, 2021
mugGet the Spicy pecker juicingmug.

crooked pecker

Abnormal curvature of the penis. Depending on the degree of curvature, penetration may be uncomfortable. Repositioning should facilitate insertion and possibly make intercourse more pleasurable.
Jane: "While on top, gettin' on his crooked pecker had me lookin' like an acrobat, but it sure hit the spot!"
by springbreakfluffer September 10, 2016
mugGet the crooked peckermug.

pecker necking

My second ex enjoyed giving head, and when she started cheating on me, I knew that she was pecker necking---a good blowjob.
Honey, have you been pecker necking with Juan?
by Garabaldbastard January 29, 2020
mugGet the pecker neckingmug.

evan pecker

he is an interesting species of human that can form dark matter but he is on orange matter as of now.
by CJMordecai April 24, 2019
mugGet the evan peckermug.

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