by YourLocalBadmintonPlayer May 30, 2020
Get the Paris Taylormug. "The biggest little small town in Texas." Contrary to popular belief, Paris is not the most country and hillbilly place around. It is a perfectly normal town that has both intelligent and unintelligent people (just like anywhere else).
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Paris has a few must-see attractions such as:
1) The Eiffel Tower (not as big as the one in France but ours has a cowboy hat)
2) Jesus in Cowboy Boots (located down the road from the Eiffel Tower in Evergreen Cemetery)
3) and The Historic Downtown (Culbertson Fountain is a lovely place to visit any time of the year)
Guy 1: Dude! Did you know there was a Paris, Texas?
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
Guy 2: Yea, I've been there before. It's a pretty cool town.
by texasgirl11234 November 29, 2012
Get the Paris, Texasmug. by hitler July 30, 2004
Get the paris hiltonmug. someone who is overrated. however, i dont agree that everyone is saying. example: calling her anorexic is offensive to anerexic people. anerexia is a disease not a choice or flaw. shes alright in my opinion.
by Lil Cutiex3 April 28, 2006
Get the paris hiltonmug. I wish Paris Hilton was a Paris Faceless... Paris Hilton looks like that guy Gimpy from the cartoon Undergrads. If only Paris Hilton had a face like Olivia Munn; then she would be hot.
by the2ndflood February 15, 2008
Get the Paris Facelessmug. Mr. Paris is a really annoying teacher who think wearing a vest looks good, and who thinks he can be on America’s got Talent for teaching his cat how to play fetch but we all know he will not succeed.
by A person who is amazing June 2, 2018
Get the Mr. Parismug. Latin. In equal fault. Also known as the dirty hands doctrine.
When both party's are at fault in a situation.
When both party's are at fault in a situation.
M: You'll do what I want!
W: No, the hell I won't, Haxor, backstabber, pathological liar, cockblocking, ball juggling thunder cunt lover.
M: Fuck you Crazy bitch
W: You wish pie boy
M: I'll sue you and tell my mommy what you said.
W: I herd what you said. Me say- in pari delicto
M: WTF?
W: can we please just be- in pari delicto you dirty swamey
W: No, the hell I won't, Haxor, backstabber, pathological liar, cockblocking, ball juggling thunder cunt lover.
M: Fuck you Crazy bitch
W: You wish pie boy
M: I'll sue you and tell my mommy what you said.
W: I herd what you said. Me say- in pari delicto
M: WTF?
W: can we please just be- in pari delicto you dirty swamey
by cellzbellz March 25, 2010
Get the in pari delictomug.