Parception

Friends will be getting married soon they're both in 50s shes never married before and wants a reception he has and refuses to call it anything other than a party.

The Wedding Parception will be I May.

by Campbell 727 February 16, 2020

Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

by Gaybou July 26, 2021

parcemon

Parcemon is the best guy you will ever know, you can trust him and he will never betray you. Handsome, smart and noble are some of the best things he has as a person.

I would love to have a Parcemon in my life!

by parcemon November 23, 2021

Parcel

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Parcel

Parcel: A UK street-slang term used by drug dealers and users to describe a large quantity of drugs, sometimes packaged discreetly to avoid detection. A parcel can range from soft to hard drugs and is often smuggled domestically or internationally, and sometimes even hidden inside a person’s body. The term is frequently used by inner-city county line gangs as a code word to avoid detection by the authorities when discussing drug deals in public or over the phone, especially when transporting drugs from big cities to rural areas.

Lee: Frank, did you hear about that bloke who got five years jail time ? The police were chasing, and he threw a parcel over someone's garden fence the other day, Bruv?

Frank: A parcel? What, was he a dodgy postman or something bruv ?

Lee: No, you muppet! It was a parcel of drugs! A kilo of coke, you Muppet LOL.

Frank: Right get you know bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 3, 2025

Peanut parcel

Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.

A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'

You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.

Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.

by Festa stitchell February 4, 2010

fart parcels

When you walk about a room or area making lots of little farts one after the other while you walk.

"Oops, I've been leaving little fart parcels all around this room!"

by jambags38 September 26, 2011