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dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy
I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.
by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017
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Boner Palm Tree

Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
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Mississippi Mud Palm

When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
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Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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Palm-Toss

The action done when approach by a female whom you may want to have sex with for only carnal means, however her personality is not agreeable to yours, sex is then conducted from afar by ejaculation into the hand then slinging towards said female.
" I tried hooking up with her, she's hot but she's a bit of a bitch, going to broadside her with a palm-toss later"
by Sam Sadist May 22, 2021
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Palm Peaching

The slang representation of cumming
Let’s go palm peaching in Lincoln Evans!
by thelunark May 21, 2024
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Palm Harbor Middle school

A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
Man only thing worse than getting your ass eatin by joe biden is Palm Harbor Middle School
by Hitler from phms September 27, 2021
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