Pyotr

Pyotr's (or sometimes Pytar) is a generally nice guy and is pretty chill, Pyotr is the Slavic "Peter" and can kick some ass if he feels like it but is normally lazy as fuck. Pyotr's normally think they are hot shit although they're really just riding on their friend popularity, and have shit roast, but really good jokes. They are trustworthy until you piss them off, Then you're screwed, They normally are really good at gamers but get addicted to shit games alot, But in the end they'll back you up till the end and can save you or your teams ass from shit if you listen to him. He can come up with back up plans fast, and is straight to the point. He isn't always the best with girls but is supportive when he needs to be. Sometimes he gets jealous though but he makes it up by being brave. He tries to avoid perveted jokes but once and awhile will make a pervy joke that is funny. They normally perfer ass, and are extremely stupid if you upset thdm or if he isn't listening, But during serious matters he can save your ass with decisively thought out plans at the lat minute, He normally tries to stay out of trouble but will always try to help when your in a snag. He normally plays minecraft all day and probably is right now.

Girl 1: Ewwww it's a Pyotr!
Girl 2: What? I find him quite attractive!
Girl 1: Don't you know how trash he is at romance?
Girl 2: Idc, Atleast he's a pro gamer. Gamers are cool.
Girl 1: DAMN, you're Right... Pyotr isn't bad at all!

Pyotr friend 1: Damn, Pyotr play's too much Minecraft... I think he's getting addicted...
Pyotr friend 2: Ikr! Worst of all it's Pixelmon!

Pyotr: Atleast I have minecraft.

Kid: I play Xbox.
Pyotr: Bruh! More like gay box!
Kid: That is a terrible roast dude.
(Literally 5 secs later)
Pyotr: I play Playstation.
Kid:More like gaystation.
Pyotr whats wrong with Gay people?
Kid: bruh.

Kid 1: DANG WE BE SCREWED, MATES, THE OTHER TEAM GONE STOLE OUR IDEA! NOW WE AREN'T GONNA GET THE JOB!
Pyotr: Wait, I have a plan.

by adherence1000 December 29, 2019

pyromaniacsoldier

A very stupid and money wanting person

Pyromaniacsoldier: give money uwu
BigBee: no

by anonymous December 16, 2020

pyromaniacsoldier

a softy who is a dum dum sometimes and is addicted to guns.

pyromaniacsoldier :" im not a softy"
also pyro: a softy

a softy is someone like pyro who is dum dum

by yesyes :) December 21, 2020

Pyramid of gay

The pyramid of gay is a pyramid where the ancient people (egyptians) Go and put gay people in the pyramid.

For example : My grandfather is gay! So he now lives in the pyramid of gay.

by POGMAN123 April 8, 2021

Pyromaniac

A pyromania, 'pyro' for short is someone who has an obsession over making fires. You should never have your back turned to them or else they will light your house on fire

*In a wooden house*
Person one: Hey dude, I'm a pyromaniac
Person two: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WOODEN HOUSE
Person two: Jeez, wtf. It's not like I'm going to burn your house down *evil laugh*

by thisismeID April 9, 2021

pyramid position

Sex position where a guy is standing and two girls simultaneously give him a blowjob and rimjob.

My girlfriend and her best friend blew my mind last night when they had me in the pyramid position.

by v34v3we May 31, 2023

PYC

Protect Your Chest

I know a opp who said "PYC" but he didn't protect his.

by PurgatoryAkh June 6, 2023