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pole sander

a veteran hooker that usually works around or in the strip clubs. she is called a pole sander because of all the warts, and scabs for herpes that she has. they ar know to rip right through a condom lickety split.
holy crap did you guys see that old pole sander in the strip club last night??
yeah i did.
you know jason hit that while we were there.
no way....
i bet his dicks going to fall off.
by yer mammy April 12, 2007
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Pole Koala

Kevin Rudd went all out on those pole koalas!
by TheLameDingo December 25, 2007
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Charcoal Pole

Someone who has an unusually dark penis.
Charlie: Hey dude why is your penis so black?
Peter: Yeh i know it looks like ive dipped it in charcoal...and im not even black
Kathy(appearing out of nowhere): Haha look everyone he has a charcoal pole!
by alexis capone January 8, 2008
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light pole

When the Head of your dick is lighter than your shaft
Danny's has a light pole dick
by Light pole aka jay dubs March 8, 2016
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Pole Vault

Getting an erection in your sleep, then rolling over onto it, like a pole vaulter in the Olympics.
I pole vaulted past night, now my dick hurts.
by DickRollin March 5, 2020
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pole bam

when letters are too close together and you read them wrong making a different word - like "rn" looks like "m" or "cl" looks like d
She wanted to see a clam, but i pole bammed and took her to the dam
by meltar July 31, 2016
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pole pirate

by jake b33km@n February 28, 2011
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