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Polaroid Avoid

Someone who is fun to look at, but not worth the time to develop anything (e.g. a relationship or hookup) with.
Oh man, I saw Stephanie at the party last night, but I had to give her a Polaroid Avoid since she's kind of dumb
by Piscineinthewind August 15, 2010
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Plarft

A person who eats another persons food(s) in the act of a High caused from Marijuana.

A munchie thief.
Craig looks in his fridge and notices his only Pizza Lunchable is now gone. He confronts his brother Greg and says " I KNOW YOU ATE MY PIZZA LUNCHABLE YOU PLARFT! LOOK AT YOUR EYES, DONT DENY IT!"
by JohnsonBarrick September 19, 2011
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Pilaring

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets
He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.
by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022
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david pilar

David Pilar is the type of person that no one wants to be around. He has an amazingly ugly... personality... and face. He normally has very little brain capacity and has trouble communicating with others, and often gets rejected. This type of homosexual is a rare sight and must reported to the government immediately. If you are seen housing any of these you will receive the death sentence.
The David Pilar was discovered trying to jump off a very tall building.
by exposed49 April 28, 2017
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Pflarqkk

Pronounced: ( FLARK )

1. The act of being caught by your parents while trying to shove a large object in the ass, vaginal canal, or yes even the penis hole.

2. The act of fake air guitaring to cover up from being caught while scrathing ballsack or vaginal region.

3. Used to replace a noun, verb, adverb, pronoun, adjective, or any other word that means anything.

4. To mix the colors: red, blue, green, gold, brown, black, orange, white, and pretty much any color you can think of.
1. Ex: I was totally fucked when my mom came in the bathroom and caught me pflarqkking with a rolling pin.

2. Ex: My mom walked in the room yesterday while I was scratching my ballsack and I covered up by pflarqkking to stairway to heaven.

3. Ex: I totally pflarqkked all over this chicks pflarqkking pflarqkk while her friend pflarqkked her self with a baseball bat.

4. Ex: Oh my god I made PFLARQKK!
by Burino May 16, 2010
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Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome

A serious condition which has roughly a dozen sufferers world-wide. Sufferers of TPS (Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome) appear to have a buttocks (arse, bum, ass, etc) for a face. The condition only affects the exterior of the body so beneath the skin are eyes, mouth and nasel passages.
Also, if you are a sufferer of TPS, please avoid eating chilli due to side effects.
Ben Affleck is an obvious sufferer of Tarsonic Polarity Syndrome.
by Radicalairhead February 20, 2009
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Polari

a language spoken by English homosexuals during the second world war and by older theatrical types.
Pol-Ah-ree
by shoes April 23, 2003
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