percshilla

The best one of the friends that you have she is special in all kinds of ways and likes chicken nuggets everyone wants to be around her all the day long she makes weird noises when she sleeps and uses an overexcessive amount of ketchup.

Percshilla is soooooooooo cool

by Paisley the great and powerful January 9, 2018

Permaboner

Having a permanent boner due to a messed up penis or an overdose of viagra. Permanent boner.

“Dude I took nine viagras now I have a permaboner!”

by evdadfinnesedyourbitch February 13, 2018

Permaclap

1: (noun) A condition in which an individual is permanently effected by the psychoactive compound found in cannabis; THC Tetrahydrocannabinol.

"Bro we smoked so much fucking weed last night."

"Yeah man, I think I got permaclap."

by Elcarima August 4, 2018

perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is when you constantly see tiddies through your eyes, and all you think of is tiddies, such a hard and shity feeling.

Jimmy-Fuck bro I have the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad-Fuck bro I had them last week, only way I got it to go was by grabbing some tiddies from my girlfriend

Jimmy-Ugh I wish I could get tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018

perishabullshit

noun - imaginary items that are supposedly in danger of being ruined or going bad quickly

I ran into Gregg in the parking lot when I was leaving the grocery store after picking up a few cleaning supplies, and had to make up some perishabullshit about ice cream melting in my grocery bag to get away from the dude.

by Jethro Skull September 14, 2018

perm-ission

Consent that must be obtained from your parent/guardian --- or da person who would be footin' da bill at da salon, if you aren't able to pay for said makeover yerself --- before getting your hair done.

I'd saved enough of my allowance to pay for a makeover, but I figured I'd still better get perm-ission from my parents before heading down to Granny Annie's Clip 'n' Curl, just so that there wouldn't be any horrified "What happened to your hair?!??" wails when I got home again.

by QuacksO October 26, 2018

perma

A perma is an authority figure, normally a teacher or parent but feared more than others

Perma fuckin scram lads, just leave your bags and blazers

by Dogn't November 14, 2018