Pat short people on the head week

You get to pat people under 5'3" from October 22nd-29th

girl- Stop hitting my head!

you- i can tho bc it's pat short people on the head week

by sleepychicken0511 October 20, 2023

I'm phelan like Pat did

When you're so angry with someone you momentarily feel like commiting murder. This term was thought to originate from the British Soap character Pat Phelan, an infamous serial killer.

I'm so angry that he stole my ergonomic pen. I'm phelan like Pat did.

by Corrieface November 12, 2020

Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

To have tits that grow on your ass and to be removed you must have them burnt off.
Celebrities who have PATS: Beyonce, Michael Jackson, Bono.

That girl was diagnosed with Perky Ass Tits Syndrome (PATS)

by chrisssssssssslol August 22, 2014

Pat Story

A story whose entertainment value and educational merit are, during relation, deceptively exaggerated far beyond their true significance in an attempt to gain social acceptance, usually involving extended family members.

Person 1: This weekend i was out sailing and a 20-25knt southerly was giving us constant wind, just cruising along.... then they said..... then my uncle mentioned that he had....... and as we were pulling up at the pontoon my cousin found a $20 note.
Person 2: Cool story Pat. Now as I was saying..
Person 3: i didnt want to listen to another Pat Story, Id rather watch grass grow.

by the particular Pat January 7, 2010

Skibidy-pats

Hitting someone in the head when you don't like them or are mad at them.

I'm going to give you the skibidy-pats if you push me one more time.

by Your Favorite Black Guy April 10, 2023

Pat cropper

Someone who's an a hole

Have you seen that pat cropper, I hate her

That persons a real pat cropper

by LmaokekXD August 3, 2017

Gym Bro Pat

When your Gym Bro gives you a clap on the back right before trying to hit a new PR

Person A: Yo Bro, that Set was nice

Person B: Thanks man, I could only do it after your Gym Bro Pat

by P4scha August 8, 2023