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panties

A word used by mainly heterosexual men who rarely interface with actual women to describe what are otherwise known by the world at large as underwear. Women who use this term are often victims of their own internalized oppression. Panties, employing the diminutive of pants as it were, implies that women are not deserving of actual pants but doomed to spend their lives wearing tiny little pants underneath their otherwise suggestive and infantilizing clothing. Go read a book, suck your own dick, and stop calling women's underwear panties. Who knows, you might actually get laid by someone who is not a victim of the patriarchy's sartorial Stockholm syndrome.
Random dude while making out: whispers Take off your panties.

Woman: Annnnnnnnnnd I'm gonna go.
by wordchausensyndrome February 28, 2019
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pantophobe

Oh god! I'm a pantophobe, everything is so very scary!
by utku December 14, 2004
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Feelings of physical contentment, palpitations & throbbing of the genitalia, tingling of toes and lips, giggling while On The Patio.
Capable of mutiple patiogasms.
by M Carpenter October 24, 2004
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Patio Night

When friends or a group of people decide to sit on a patio and have a relaxed night, couple of drinks, and enjoy the weather.
Lindsey and Dara decided to do Patio Night tonight as an attempt at doing something new, unfortunately, they ended up at a club and the relaxation/Patio Night was ruined.
by OOC Vinings Girl June 10, 2010
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Panties

The most important thing about a woman. Just from seeing her panty drawer you can tell her personality, sex drive, how kinky she is, her hygiene, her political views, if she's bi or not and if she is or isn't marriage material. Knowing what color, material, size, style and brand are all of the utmost importance. Don't get stuck with a girlfriend that wears the wrong panties.
"Did you hear about our new neighbors? Apparently the wife wears white cotton bikini panties. Her husband is a lucky guy."
by SlimCharly October 24, 2018
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Pantie dropper

Definitely not your riced out Honda or your 350z
Hey bro you see my new pantie dropper in the driveway
by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019
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Jellyfish panties

The moisture in a girl's panties when she is aroused.
Girl: "That extremely gorgeous guy just gave me jellyfish panties."
by P_P_A_L_ May 14, 2011
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