"OH MY GOD can these guys stop giving me a bullet orgy, they don't need that many people to kill me"
by LateDite September 20, 2022
Get the Bullet Orgymug. When Jill finally contacted Mike after getting is phone number, he was already about to go sailing on the Floating Orgy Fuckfest, and she was afraid he might hook up with someone else
by AccidentalDestiny February 2, 2013
Get the Floating Orgy Fuckfestmug. A threesome consisting of two black people and a white person. Gender does not matter. It's also inappropriate because it's interracial.
by currysandwhichrabbit May 5, 2024
Get the Oreo orgymug. five creative people fucking is an orgy, six boring people fucking is an orgy, five boring people fucking isn't an orgy
by TheEnlightenedOracle April 8, 2024
Get the orgymug. A group of 4 men and 1 woman having sex with each other. This group consists of Arki, Juan, Luke, BBC and Zoi. They all want to smash her up but they can't all do it at the same time so they start fighting and they grab each other's dicks and made a competition: whoever cums last can have her.
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
Get the Orgymug. 5 or more people required.
75% of your body needs to have blood coverage.
On average 2 cups of blood per person involved.
Sacrifice is not a requirement.
75% of your body needs to have blood coverage.
On average 2 cups of blood per person involved.
Sacrifice is not a requirement.
“Hey Mark, did you pick up your blood for the blood orgy tonight?”
“Yeah Nate, I sure did. Mine even has aids!”
“Awe, lucky you!”
“Yeah Nate, I sure did. Mine even has aids!”
“Awe, lucky you!”
by FlapWheel. January 19, 2024
Get the Blood Orgymug. A gangbang, clusterfuck, bukkake or mass circle jerk.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Named for the very skewed gender demographics, in which a typical Smurf village might have only one Smurfette for a population of nearly a hundred of the horny, blue-balled fuckers. The end result is these horny fucks will smurf just about anything if deprived of sexual activity for long enough.
Get enough fermented smurf berries into their tiny blue bellies and the typical blue-balled smurf will engage in spitroasting, double penetration, sloppy seconds and smurfing anything that even vaguely looks like a female Smurf until, blue in the face. they can take no more.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
Ultimately the smurf orgy becomes a free-for-all where they'll smurf just about anything - male smurfs straight or gay, trees, shrubs, stray livestock or anything that moves. If they're intoxicated enough, expect the entire village to be wallowing in Smurf cum, which is as colourful as rainbows and as tasty as candy, but as slippery as silk and as greasy as petroleum jelly.
Vanity Smurf is gay. Sleezy Smurf and Skeezy Smurf are bisexual. A few others are suddenly very openminded when aroused and intoxicated on potent smurfberry wine. To them, a Smurf orgy is orgasmic bliss. In general, though, the skewed demographic numbers and the sheer number of overfilled, hairy blue balls do ensure that the end result is a clusterfuck of smurftastic proportions.
Typically an average Smurf will be walking funny for a week or more once this sorry, unfortunate episode finally ends.
Needless to say, the show's sponsors are typically not amused when the bill arrives to repair the damage to the village. A clusterfuck all around.
by bitchuck August 1, 2024
Get the Smurf orgymug.