Ordering a diet Coke

When someone, sometimes a big eater, orders a lot of junk food, but orders something healthy for the first or last food item.

I saw a dude that was ordering a diet Coke

by Heyitsgalaxycreeper June 9, 2018

Order Ready

Order Ready ; is what you tell Starbucks your name is when you place an order.(You could also try : for I'm a cunt)*

Starbucks staff call :"Order Ready".*(for I'm a cunt)

You : "Oh great that's me. About time !"

by Bryn Benn April 23, 2020

Ordered

At 1:38 am.

Hym "Ordered and waiting for it to ship. The first thing I did when I woke up. Literally used it as a method to test whether or not my money was on my card."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

order a buick

buick, is the sound made while vomiting in the toilet after drinking to much

hey, whats his name is in the bathroom,sounds like he about to order a buick

by buicksalesman May 10, 2013

first order equations

A solution of a first order differential equation that make fucking sense, dear god why does my fuckin math result in shit that goes from 0 to weird ass fuckin irrational numbers goddamnit I just want a fucking pretty little shit where f(t) is equal to 0 every time I take a fucking derivative.

DE Prof: Are y'all ready to go over your first order equations?
Student: Kill me.

by Genetic Illnesses September 11, 2020

Order, orDer, ordeR

Order, orDer, ordeR

Order, orDer, ordeR

by EsoeSoBlackMailesesO April 23, 2025

Narcissistic personality order

Because the narcissist has no disorder.

"As you insisted, I went to the therapist. She told me I have narcissistic personality order, which she said very few individuals have. I described our relationship and she wants to see you three times a week."

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020