On a Good One

The physical, mental, and emotional condition one achieves through prolonged periods (generally multiple consecutive days) of sleep deprivation, malnutrition, & dehydration while under the influence of methamphetamines. Symptoms vary among individual users. However, common effects are delirium, schizophrenia, irritability, anxiety, mood swings, irrational & compulsive dis-assembly of household appliances & devices, chronic back & neck misalignment, and ill-advised barter of personal possessions (not necessarily belonging to the one affected by the condition).

The scatter-brained tweaker was obviously on a good one as he carpet surfed his car & sifted through the vacuum bag for meth on day five.

by Llenar13 January 30, 2010

one for the books

an occurence so incredible that will surely be remembered for years to come.

''Jeanette aptly labeled Tom as a "human skidmark on the underwear of life" when he forgot to acknowledge their wedding anniversary by having an illicit fling with the baby-sitter at the local hotel.''

That's definetly one for the books, wouldn't you say?

Oh well, Jeanette....least you still have me...! ;)

by Robbie September 4, 2006

Shoot the ones

pl.n.
1. A fistfight.
2. The activity of fighting with the fists.

Uh, do you want to keep running your mouth or do you want to step outside and shoot the ones with me?

by Alex McMartin February 10, 2004

The Evil One

The quiet new girl who seems sweet until you get to know her. By then it's too late. She follows you everywhere by clinging onto your sleeve wordlessly. She doesn't say much but when she does it's completely unrelated to the conversation or if it's a story, it goes absolutely nowhere. Despite this, she is a beautiful person, even if she does occasionally attempt to possess you.

'Did you see the new girl? She's so hot!'
'I wouldn't. A friend from her old school said she's The Evil One. She left because she caused someone to jump off a cliff'
'Woahhh'

by will.from.the.inbetweeners November 25, 2013

one-dogger

noun; 1.another name for a one-hitter, a slim metal pipe, whcih may resemble a cigarette, in which a person can load one or two drags worth of marajuana or tabacco.
2.It can also be used to refer to marajuana in general.

"Hey man, do you want another one of these one-doggers or are you good?"

or
"Yo dude, do you know where i can score some one-doggers?"

by C.W. Anderson III September 10, 2005

Day one

A day one is someone who you know beyond time. Someone who is always in your life even when you're reincarnated they will find the way to find you back again. Ride with me and I will die for you. We always got eachother his/her back. Shorty here for the rescue

A Day one is someone who knows you for centuries

by Shorty is alive and kicking it October 29, 2022

Hood One

An expression synonymous to 'good one' but used towards an action in the ghetto.

"Check out muh new twenty-fo inch spinnaz breh"
"Yo dem some hood ones brah"

by too$h0r7 July 12, 2013