electronic laugh track

The online/text equivalent of the tv sitcom laugh track. Used to show an intended joke, sarcasm, or that something is funny when talking via text only (i.e. online "chatting" or text messaging). Can be either in text form, as per "lol", "lmao", etc, or can be in symbol form, i.e. :P, :D,etc

"Hey Ian, you are a fantastic dancer, lol"
"are you fucking kidding me? why do you always use that E-L-T (electronic laugh track) b.s.? i get that you joking without it"

by Ian's friend November 1, 2009

Smart Anti-tracking

Implemented in the new Samsung Internet Browser, Smart Anti-Tracking is a tracker blocker that blocks tracking from websites. Usually, dark websites use the tracking option most frequently.

Smart Anti-Tracking technology

by FUZE Informer June 19, 2019

your on the right track

Something my teacher won’t stop saying

Teacher: well, your on the right track
Me in my head: STOP SAYING THAT MY ANSWER WASNT EVEN CLOSE

by Nobody reads this except you- September 30, 2021

pecker track flag

A pecker track flag is a face towel or rag flown an automobile antenna after an amorous encounter in a car.

Steve let everyone know he got it by flying a pecker track flag on his antenna.

by Angel of the Morning January 16, 2021

Uteran Tracking Device

A built in GPS that some females have.

I know where you are because I have a Uteran Tracking Device.

by PineappleJuice March 13, 2015

One track mind

One track mind is a funny was of saying you only think about one thing. One example is men and sex.

Thomas: Man I love having sex
Peter: Uhh ok man

Next day
Thomas: Did I tell you I just had sex?
Peter: Very cool man

Next day (AGAIN)
Thomas: Did you know sex is the BEST thing ever?
Peter: Did I ever tell you you have a one track mind?!

by Uesnsnsh urbakdebsjdjsso April 23, 2019

ghetto track meet

four people, five blunts. inspired by katt williams.

any plans for 4/20?
we're having a ghetto track meet.

by catalinacatalyst May 10, 2011