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covid karma

Covid Karma is the term used for when someone crazy about protecting themselves from getting Covid-19 and is an asshole about it towards other people contract covid despite their efforts not to. This person treats their friends kindly while assuming strangers are sick. They wear a mask in front of people they don’t like and take it off while in the company that they prefer
That bitch got covid at a party with all of her friends

“That’s covid karma”
by Lusti23 December 8, 2021
mugGet the covid karmamug.

Schlong Covid

The new official orwellian name for "monkeypox." The World Health Organization (WHO) changed/rename monkeypox over concerns from scientists that the name is "discriminatory and stigmatizing."

According to the WHO, men who have sex with men are the group at the highest risk of infection right now. {About 99% of cases are among men, and at least 95% of those patients are men who have sex with men.}
Gay Man 1: Eeeeeew, what are all those bumps and sores on your face? You need to see a doctor about that?
Gay Man 2: Naw, it's just Schlong Covid, I think I got from that orgie a few days back. It's also all over my butt and junk.
Gay Man 1: mmmh, I didn't know you like to ride it dirty? We should hang out sometime once your don't look like a walking disease factory.

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by Rastathewhite July 29, 2022
mugGet the Schlong Covidmug.

Covid Buddy

Covid buddy is someone who handles all your needs during the Corona Pandemic. Physical, mental, emotional.
I met this guy and I chose him to be my covid buddy so I didn’t have to find a boyfriend
by Julio Hones February 8, 2021
mugGet the Covid Buddymug.

Covid showering

It's like that thing you used to do before Coronavirus, but now you only do because:
a) you're meeting the boys
b) someone hasnt text you back

c) you are trying to distract yourself

d) you are scared of getting sick

But now it is between doomscrolling and lockdown showering. I bet that shower is going to take longer than normal and you will schedule 1 hour of the day for it, when it used to take you no longer than 20 minutes. There is nothing else to do because there is no music anymore and no tv shows are being shot.
Bro you coming?

Yeah, later, I'm in my covid showering hour.
by Firephoenix June 16, 2020
mugGet the Covid showeringmug.

Covid Cooch

Female genitalia only suitable for oral pleasure when the giver of pleasure has Covid. (No sense of taste or smell)
OH her? No, she has a covid cooch. Id only go down there if have covid.
by RCprofessors January 11, 2022
mugGet the Covid Coochmug.

De-Covid

When you wake up and figure out this rona is bs. Fuck this CVBS. CORONA VIRUS BULL SHIT
Once you learn to de-covid yourself and your friends you will be at peace with yourself and the world.
by Joey's corp September 23, 2020
mugGet the De-Covidmug.

Covid Privilege

To avoid any unwanted social event, gathering or function without shame or guilt by using the pandemic as an excuse.
I didn't want to see this guy who keeps texting me. So even though I'm cool with seeing people, I used my covid privilege to get out of it. LOL
by VisyVisyVis89 December 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid Privilegemug.

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