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office cock

the unsavoury condition of a mans genitals after a long day of inactivity at his desk in the office.
i got home after work last night and my girlfriend was looking so hot that i wanted to go straight at it on the kitchen floor but she wouldn't do anything because i had really bad office cock.
by eoghain clavin February 8, 2009
mugGet the office cockmug.

police officer

pig 😼✨
person 1:cops/police officers are pigs 😃👍🏽
every single white boy namesd mason, jake or wyatt: NOT ALL COPS ARE BAD

everyone else: acab
by shrekshairylefttoenail September 7, 2020
mugGet the police officermug.

box office

Box office is also used as a London slang term for a pretty woman
by Wynand January 12, 2008
mugGet the box officemug.

Police Officer

Noun: used to describe someone as unjust unlawful and uncaring
Noun: a racist bigot who only cares about tarring people down
What are you doing to him? You are such a police officer!
by Zzz0 June 28, 2020
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Correctional Officer

Correctional Officer: An educated person that has a high school diploma and can spell.
Inmate: Babysiter, befor, coulda' and lier

Correctional Officer: Babysitter, before, could a and liar. You stupid ass!
by Irishnut May 21, 2010
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office max

1. Santa's workshop firm where he works with his 6 foot tall elves who all wear red hats with poofy things.
2. the base of SACSA. Santa And Co,. Spy Asociation
I saw Santa at Office Max today!
by Virgin Mary January 26, 2004
mugGet the office maxmug.

petty officer

A low-ranking officer
"He's a petty officer, he just joined a month ago."
by Maxaraxa December 4, 2013
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