Brown Owling

To make love to an individual involved in childcare, i.e. nursery nurse, teacher, leader of girl guides troup.

"Mick had been Brown Owling Miss Flanagan for hours now and was quite sore"

by Ikeboxban December 25, 2009

Owling

Evolved from planking, owling is the sitting on a random object/surface in a perched position, taking a picture of oneself and posting in on the internet.

I hate you guys.

Douchebag 1: Look at Ted!
Douchebag 2: What's he doing?
Douchebag 1: He's owling, it's the latest fad.
Douchebag 2: What about planking?
Douchebag 1: Dude, planking is like, sooo two months ago.

by Innosynce July 31, 2011

Owlnap

To abscond with an owl.

Debbie panicked when she realized her precious Oswald was a victim of an owlnapping.

by Tuyen July 25, 2008

owled

The act of turning into or becoming an owl.

At the end of "Labyrinth", David Bowie owled.

by Veronica McGovern December 23, 2003

owls

Similar to lol, owls is something that you write when you find something amusing. The history of the phrase is quite clear, as web studies show a gradual evolution:

lol -> lols -> lawls -> jowls -> owls

Person 1: Whoa, someone thought you were a girl on the Internet!
Person 2: Owls!

by VelocityGirl July 24, 2010

owlless

(owl-less)
A vague term expressing a general lack of something, typically to call somebody uncool or clueless.

This essay is owlless. You fail.

(awkward turtle gesture)
What does that mean?
Seriously? You're so owlless!

by jukthe June 29, 2010

Midnight Owling

1. Akin to being a "night owl", this describes an altered state of being wherein one is rescued from the brink of exhaustion in the waning hours of the evening. This usually happens in the full knowledge that the affected party must be up early the next morning.

2. One's "second wind" utilized during the wee hours of the morning.

I was gonna go to bed early, but I felt my midnight owling comin' on.

by crossbearer4285 June 22, 2010