apply an oral vacuum

a 'polite' insult from the 'class' of 'polite', verbose insults

won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?

let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank

couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

aural oral

The act of enhancing oral sex on a man by creating an audible sensation on his testicles. This is done by wrapping his testicles with headphones and cranking Philip Glass while he receives oral sex.

She got on her knees and gave me aural oral. It was fuckin crazy! That Philip Glass is da MAN!

by berock March 14, 2010

surprise oral

When you whip out the dick and and shove it inside someones mouth without their consent.

Hey, did you know that when my Girl was sleeping i gave her some surprise oral

by Blibbyreal July 29, 2017

penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)

you need tape.

person 1:babe can we do penis cottage cheese (form of oral sex)?
person 2:sure, wheres the tape?

by big shaft October 23, 2019

spanish oral

when she eats out your ass and gives you head after

man my dick smells after jane gave me spanish oral

by yorgis August 28, 2018

German Oral

When your German teacher shits all over your cock and then sucks it clean

I did really well in my German Oral yesterday, she didn't puke

by Adolf Shitler June 2, 2008

Mobile Oral Fenestration

Giving/receiving head though the window of two vehicles that are side by side as they are driving down the road. Done in vehicles like school buses or vans.

Paul took out his dick and the jot girl in the bus next to us started giving him mobile oral fenestration.

by The Individualist May 13, 2014