nub

an extremely boring person who can never relate to your sense of humor or your taste in anything

Geeeez Tim is such a nub he didn't even laugh at my joke

by Youwish53X December 14, 2015

Nub Pud

The post apocalyptic size of a penis after taking Testosterone blocking drugs for Cancer. It may be a very large clitoris now.

My best buddy has turned into a nub pud instead of a team player.

by Happy Cancer Guy May 18, 2018

Bulge-nub

THE politest word to use of the most evil people.

That librarian is such a bulge-nub!!

by Jack Bonder August 27, 2007

Nub Haunt

A home or hangout for a noob (someone who sucks at a video game). These places include School, The Doctors, or someone who plays on a PS1 and gets a boner

HA! See Jerry over there, he's in that "NUB HAUNT".

I Play Rayman! For the PS1!

by XFUBX January 19, 2008

NUB

Never-ending love, Understanding , Beautiful

Babe , I NUB YOU ! , I NUB YOU WITH ALL MY HEART !

by Frymcfly May 23, 2025

Nub

A nub is a word used to describe somebody that is usually under the age of 18, short (usually under 5ft), with a high-pitched voice and brightly coloured dyed hair.

"You see that nub over there?"
"She looks like a right nub!"
"Are you a nub?"

by Domdiedford October 2, 2014

Nub

The big round tip, lovely to look and great to hit.

John: wow man you have a huge nub
Darick: oh haha thanks.... owww
John: oh yeah😎
Darick: why did you hit me?
John: it was to big not to hit

by Big nub April 11, 2021