Nub

A premature penis

The man had a nub.

by broloves November 28, 2010

Nub

A fuzzy ball with googly eyes tube pipes and paper feet ,a huge success in my class.

Natalie:"Hey check out my nub!! Isn't it soooo cool!?! The whole class is gonna love it!"

Whole class:"I WANT ONE GIVE ME ONE I WANT A NUB!

by ali_100 September 25, 2010

nub

An enigmatic weirdo. Especially one that is cute and makes silly faces. Can be found speaking in a language comprised of only the word "nub.". Often redheaded.

"Nub nub nub nub!" cried the nub.

by Kaptainkmk May 16, 2011

nub

loser; a person who has no life

OMG! You are such a nub! Your not allowed to go to the movies by yourself?

Wow, she's such a nub she doesn't have a cell phone.

by Georgeandgoliath May 18, 2009

Bulge-nub

THE politest word to use of the most evil people.

That librarian is such a bulge-nub!!

by Jack Bonder August 27, 2007

Nub Haunt

A home or hangout for a noob (someone who sucks at a video game). These places include School, The Doctors, or someone who plays on a PS1 and gets a boner

HA! See Jerry over there, he's in that "NUB HAUNT".

I Play Rayman! For the PS1!

by XFUBX January 19, 2008

Nub Licker

Nub Licker means that someone thinks they're good at something, but are really not. See "nub"

Andy halos not that hard! stop diying, you're being a Nub Licker!

by Jack Buxmizzel December 28, 2007