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must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.
Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!
by DrCharl April 22, 2011
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fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.
1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.
by G-A-T October 27, 2011
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spicy fap

I had to go to the bathroom but I was still craving a release so had to do a spicy fap
by DareToBeBold January 25, 2018
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Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn
jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy
by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019
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Fap lag

When you really want to jerk it but your porn sites aren't loading fast enough
Bro I was so ready to fap but my internet was lagging hard. That awful fap lag
by What's fappenin November 20, 2017
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Shame Fapping

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.
by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022
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fap cabin

also known as a "fortress of solitude", an area where one can masturbate undisturbed. Fap cabins are usually outfitted with pinups or other fapping enhancements.
a bathroom, shower, car in the driveway, man cave, or secluded work desk.

"My fap cabin is covered in pictures of Hope Solo, and plays Alicia Keyes music on repeat."
by kyldonia February 6, 2013
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