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I need to go to bed

An excuse people use on the internet when someone calls them out on their stupidity. The implication being they screwed up because they're tired.

"I'm drunk" is a related excuse.
Guy 1: Obama bailed out the banks because he's a socialist.
Guy 2: Actually, that was George Bush.
Guy 1: Oh yeah... I need to go to bed.
by honkofthehank November 29, 2012
mugGet the I need to go to bedmug.

your country needs you

Why should I give a fuck? The bosses run the country anyway.

It really means "your government needs you" (to do its dirty work for it, usually by killing foreigners). It's because government can't survive without mass obedience that we should tell it to fuck off whenever it "needs" us. Down with the government!
When I need my "country", it's never there for me, so why should it expect me to be there for it in return?
by annoyed anarchist May 2, 2004
mugGet the your country needs youmug.

you need some milk

Kid 1: You suck!!!
Kid 2: I don't suck! You need some milk!
by FieryButter May 10, 2016
mugGet the you need some milkmug.

she need some milk

When someone is roasted so bad that their bones shatter.
Did you see How pissed Ashley was yesterday?? She need some milk!! he need some milk roasted
by FakeassweAve September 5, 2016
mugGet the she need some milkmug.
"Dude, I need that girl like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
"We need to get this deal like Africa doesn't ned AIDS"
"Molly needs to work out like Africa doesn't need AIDS"
I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDS : When you want something really really badly.
by Third Leg Chuck July 15, 2016
mugGet the I Need <Insert> Like Africa Doesn't Need AIDSmug.

u need some milk

(someone slips on ice) haha u need some milk!
by yermain September 7, 2016
mugGet the u need some milkmug.

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