fap bath

1. to take a bath for the sole purpose of masterbating. 2. masterbating in the tub, while taking a bath.

1. I couldn't get any privacy, so i took a fap bath to get off.

by G-A-T October 27, 2011

must-fap-to

Something so sexually arousing that not masturbating to it would be a sin.

Baby, you are not just fappable, you are a must-fap-to.

Dude, you should check out this Pirates movie, a true must-fap-to!

by DrCharl April 22, 2011

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

fap tribute

A fap tribute is a video or compilation of sexually arousing images or clips of a specific celebrity/public figure.

"Hey man, I just watched a SSSniperwolf fap tribute. Want the link?"

by Sapphire05 February 2, 2023

Imagination Fap

when you masturbate using your imagination instead of to porn

jim: yo nigga when i close my eyes and imagination fap i can relive fucking my mom over and over again
clarke: yo slime g homie that’s brazy

by ihateniggerd42069 November 13, 2019

flappy fap

When ones hand is extremely flappy and/or numbed, which is to be used to pleasure ones self. Or also known as masturbating with a flappy hand.

Guy who's about to flappy fap: "Right, time to get the tissues and fap myself with my numb hand. I'm really feeling the tingles tonight."

by A Guy with a problem. March 10, 2014

tv-fap

loud televisual aural-sensory distraction to stop ya moms hearing you knock one out.

Mom: ''Jeffery, why's the tele so loud''

Jeffery: (through muffled doors) ''fap-fap-fap-fap''

Sister: 'ha! he's 'avin' a tv-fap''

by ya-dad October 7, 2012