Lays dump

When you take a dump and it's mostly air.

I just took the biggest lays dump of my life. I'll be walking funny for the rest of the day.

by Pleasecomeagainlater February 11, 2017

doggy dumps

That unique condition of having massive diarrhea the morning after anal doggy where it is difficult to decipher cum from shit.

This blows, I feel like Taco Bell but I can’t handle it with these doggy dumps I’ve been battling all morning.

by Spitballer February 15, 2020

Dump and run

The act of dumping Amazon parcels on a customer’s door step, knocking and running away before they answer.

(When delivering with my girlfriend - me acting as driver, her as parcel organiser and deliverer) “You know the drill! DUMP AND RUNNN!!”

by Flextramile December 16, 2021

spike dump

When you take a small shit in a cop cars front seat.

"I just took a Nifty spike dump in the front seat of a cop car"

by 7 ball February 22, 2018

Aussie dump

The act of shitting-hovering ever so slightly over the rim of the toilet and facing the opposite direction(towards the flusher) In an attempt to create obtuse skid marks.

Ted:"woahhh those are some gnarly skid marks!
Douglas: "yupp, I took an Aussie dump"

by Ale07 June 1, 2012

Dump A Nut

The successful act of depositing a massive load of semen.

She was so thick, that I dumped a nut in my trousers.

I pulled out just in time before I dumped a nut.

When I get home, I'm going to dump a nut real quick.

by BungusChungus June 1, 2018

Tequila dump

When a break-up occurs under the influence of Tequila, only to be retracted the next morning.

Adam: My girlfriend tequila dumped me again last night!

by Facsimile August 31, 2009