Shopping Ninja

When the person you're shopping with randomly disappears with the shopping cart with out you noticing. You usually spend the rest of the shopping trip looking for them.

Jack: Yo Sally have you seen mom?

Sally: She pulled a shopping ninjas on me.

by Lumlotus May 14, 2013

majic ninja

One who practices the majic of the lotus. With hatchet held high, a dance for rain can bring down the firey sky. like "teh hatchet" a majic ninja is not judged by what he does, but how it is done. heed my words.

Theres only one thing left to do ... summon the majic ninjas!

by teh hatchet December 27, 2003

Ninja pipe

The unseen blowjob

' I gave my man some ninja pipe whilst he was studying

by Rinkax January 06, 2018

facebook ninja

One who is active within the realm of Facebook but never allows him or herself to be seen as "online"

Notifications - John Doe commented on your status. < one minute ago

Online Friends (0)

"John Doe is such a facebook ninja!"

by Shinejah February 01, 2009

ninja bump

When someone on an Internet Forum replys to a post, and then quickly deletes their post, so the post appears at the top of the list mysteriously

ninja bump!

by FlinxSL April 19, 2004

ninja hamster

Any of a subfamily (Cricetinae) of small Old World rodents trained in ancient Japanese martial arts and employed especially for espionage and assassinations while having very large cheek pouches.

Holy crap! My cat just got jumped by a ninja hamster!

by Anonymous November 03, 2003

white ninja

The act of disappearing home from a night out without saying goodbye, usually at a nightclub.

I got back from the bar and my best mate was gone, He must have done a white ninja.

by The Jesticles January 21, 2010