nice guy

A term that a mother uses to describe any single man she approves of and fantasizes about her daughter marrying, but for whom the daughter usually claims to have zero interest in *that* way.

A man labelled a "nice guy" is often a superficially respectful and intelligent, but also frustratingly indecisive or cowardly person who won't get the aforementioned girl because he won't initiate or ask.

Sometimes, the girl dislikes him and finds him boring because he always plays his life safe and fails to go out and accomplish anything interesting with it. (This is why the mother likes him.)

Other times, he is a friend of the girl and desires a relationship with someone, but fails to consider the obvious candidate. (This is the most cliched of romantic-comedy cliches).
Mother: "That guy who dropped you off home seemed like a nice guy."

Girl: "Yeah, I guess."
by fatbloke27 April 23, 2012
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[nice girl]

A girl that is generally nice. She hangs out with a majority of guys and plays video games and is basically one of the guys. But she can also be girly and do girl things; shop, makeup, ect. But for some reason can never get a boyfriend. One, because the guys seem to only see her as one of the guys and she never gets noticed. Two, she sticks arounds listening to all her guy friends problems with their current sluts and gives advice. Three, she is always taken for granted and lets herself be taken for granted, hoping that one day a guy will notice how wonderful she really is. But that will obviously not happen anytime soon since all guys seem to be attracted to are easy girls, with caked on makeup, skimpy clothing, and probably a million unknown STDs.
-Dude Jen is so good at guitar hero!
-Yah i know! and she's a pretty nice girl.
-you're right maybe you should ask her out
-Fuck no she's like one of the guys!
by chrisssybob September 18, 2008
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Get Nice

To get nice means to get 'some' from anyone or anything
Where is Kristen?
-- Trying to get nice with that 11 year old!
by cccjjj November 24, 2009
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nice guy

Living proof that human evolution has yet to progress to the point where the female's genes have been reprogrammed to finally ignore the primitive and obsolete alpha male and expand their sexual relations to the more intelligent and advanced beta male. This is why 21st century women are still compelled to be sexually attracted to aggressive assholes who treat them like crap instead of reserved guys who treat them with dignity and respect, e.g. nice guys. As a result, nice guys are normally single because women are naturally repelled by them.
Women like nice guys, but won't date them.
by DeskFlyer August 25, 2007
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nice nasty

Used to describe someone who is outwardly picky and meticulous about everything, but seems to be unaware of what's nasty about themselves at the same time.
An example would be a woman who insists that you take your shoes off before you come into her living room....but she hasn't dusted her furniture since she bought it.

She is someone who is nice nasty.
by Fran (thanks Mom) October 23, 2008
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make nice

I'm not ready to make nice, I'm not ready to back down
by Mikey H January 12, 2007
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69 nice

When you see the number 69 on it you have to say nice
And also Nice
Some woman: hey can i have a shirt with the number 69 on it?
Guy: nice
69 nice
by Yeet Me Daddy September 11, 2019
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