Kunt Muffin

Noun: Similar to Cunt Muffin, the notable difference being the "K" which changes the word from a horrific insult to a loving term of endearment.

Often used to describe a friend who has either made a silly mistake or recently done you a favor.

It is also important to note that when calling someone a Kunt Muffin it is usually a good idea to specify that you are using the complimentary form of the phrase to avoid confusion.

Carly: Jane just bought me shoes for my birthday!
Sam: Aw, that is so sweet!
Carly: She is such a kunt muffin!
Sam: That isn't very nice!
Carly: No, no I mean a kunt muffin with a K.

by CraigHayger October 28, 2013

Chink Muffin

A derogatory term for an adorable asian.

White guy: How's my little chink muffin doing today?

chink muffin: ...Fine

by Thepowerofjewjew March 19, 2011

pig muffin

Term used to describe a emensly short and fat person.

Check out that pig muffin over there, she is pretty fat.

by jayandamelia January 13, 2005

english muffin

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

Zipper Muffin

When a girl's pants are so tight you can read her lips. Also known as Camel Toe and Beaver Floss

Man, did you see that girl's zipper muffin? I coulda swore it said something to me.

by Ryan March 13, 2005

Coconut Muffin

Right when you are about to come, you pull out and frost a muffin with your jizz and make the girl eat it.

Yo, that ho thought my coconut muffin tasted great last night. She was begging me for another!

by OnlyBlackdude in Montana March 25, 2010

muffin fail

when you get a rather delicious-looking muffin, you take a big yummy chunk off the tup, then drop it.

Emma: this muffin looks delicious!
*takes big chunk off top*
**drops**
Allie : oh, that was such a muffin fail!!!

by xXmetalxgirlXx November 19, 2009