meal plan karma

When you eat like a fat-ass earlier in the collegiate semester, and have to spend your own money on food after you run out. See also Maruchan Brahmin.

Frat Guy/Athlete 1(early in the semester): "Bro, l love getting brunch at the caf every saturday and sunday. Although it costs 9 meal points, I get soooooo much fuckin' bacon."
Frat Guy 2: "Dude, fuck brunch. Late night Half and halfs are the way to go."

Frat Guy/Athlete (one month later): "I have no more meal points. Meal plan karma really fucked the shit out of me."
Lil B: "It's ok bero, now you get to cook like a pretty bitch. SWAG."

by Ivan A. Fuchs March 12, 2014

Megalasesh

The colloquial title for a large meeting of an official body or period devoted to a particular activity.

"Is everyone prepared for the week long megalasesh?" "With so many people being involved, this will be such a megalasesh" "Let's have a move marathon megalasesh" "It is time for the D&D megalasesh"

by Jai-Bomb December 22, 2014

Meal Guy

the guy you call up when you're single and in desperate need of getting ate out, cause you know he'll always do it

omg I am dying for someone to just rip off my pants and eat me out right now. I'm gonna call my meal guy

by God'sServant October 25, 2017

medal

when you dont care

diego asks dush kush look at my fossil watch, dush kush say medal

by umaru chan May 22, 2018

medalit

Medalit is a smart, short and beautiful girl. She is unique and hard to find a girl as amazing as Medalit. She can be harsh at times but it’s because she cares about you. She gives the best advice in general and about boys. She dates a lot but hasn’t found the perfect person yet. She’s athletic and likes to go out a lot. She cares a lot about her friends, she’s not afraid to say what’s on her mind. Anyone would be lucky to meet someone as special and beautiful as Medalit.

Medalit is a colorful person.

by Fierce 🔥 October 20, 2018

Medalop

It means anything you want it to mean.

"I'm feeling very medalop today"
"That medalop was really good"
"It feels so good to medalop again"

by Dadigreg May 4, 2019

Meals on Feels

When someone tries to woo/seduce another person by buying and bringing them food.

"Is that guy who just dropped off this take-out for you your boyfriend?"

"Nah. He wishes he was so he keeps bringing me food. He's like Meals on Feels."

by yogabbagabbamustbestopped May 21, 2019