A melon which is shaped to look similar to a penis, which women insert into themselves to achieve a pleasured state of happiness, which then is later eaten by a male subject of the womans choosing, this ritual is then refered to as a cock melon surprise.
by Angel Eyes 0321 April 4, 2009
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by Zeng78 May 15, 2022
Get the Rude melon mug.A type of fruit that can be cut up into slices and eaten. Be sure to avoid the white parts that seperate the green outside and red, juicy inside when eating.
by neombruh December 7, 2019
Get the Melon mug.The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022
Get the Melon head children mug.When a chick has a dude or several dudes cum so much in her ass, that squeezing it causes it to leak like a ripe melon.
"After having those three dudes over last night, Cheryl became such a cum melon!"
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
"Yeah dude. When she sat down, you heard the loud squish coming from her butt hole before she ran off dripping."
by Dr. Cum Melon January 9, 2020
Get the Cum Melon mug.A melon is a general fuckwit. These words can be substitutes for melon.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.
1. An absolute idiot.
2. A complete mong.
3. An utter tool.
Person 1: "Did you see the drunk bloke who ran into a wall yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."
Person 2: "Yeah, what a melon."
by NomynameisHenry April 27, 2021
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