memory jerk

the act of masturbation while thinking of the visual image of a girl you had seen earlier that day

going to the mall and seeing lots of hot girls and then going home and whip the one-eyed willy until he violently pukes

by Ben Quadinaros September 2, 2005

War Memorial Park

The heart of Willow Grove PA, THE place to chill. Also known as War, and Trap park. It was the GREATEST place to sit around and blaze el's all day. Then the cops started coming and screwed the park over. RIP, everyone in Willow Grove will forever miss it.

Lets go roll up a fat el at War Memorial Park and pass the fuck out stoned under the pavilion. Thats lovin' life yo.

by willow grove stoner for life September 1, 2009

Medford Memorial Middle School

A school in south jersey filled with your average snobs, backstabbing whores, slutty 7th graders who pretend they're in high school and then the normal cool people who can all get along.

Perhaps its reputation would be saved if not for the 8th grader who got suspended for having a knife and coke at the dance.

by skittles6688 March 16, 2005

Auschwitz memorial

Auschwitz memorial is a acount on Twitter full of fucking niggers they twitted about urban dictionary in 2/3/2020 because they where mad about some dudes making fun of auschwitz (auschwitz is a nazi thing from the WW2), urban dictionary deleted definitions about auschwitz because these niggas are fucking 50 year old people with no life.

Auschwitz memorial: OMG RACISM!!!!!!!
Everyone: this is terrible! Omg i can't see it without crying!
Me: ah shit here we go again

by I am a dude that write this on July 28, 2021

Medford Memorial Middle School

Actually, Medford Memorial Middle School does not have drug bearing knife holding people in it. A few people liek 6 months ago stole some ADD medicine from the nurse for a kid with ADD! it didnt hurt anyone and the kid had add anyway. Please don't hate cuz were one of the richest towns in the u.s.a. just get over it...

We live in Medford cuz we actually are intelligent...how did we get here you ask?? Our parents actually have jobs.

by 23754613784 March 24, 2005

Jackson Memorial High School

The best school in Jackson, New Jersey, despite how poor and disheveled it is. Millions of dollars were wasted on building a new school across town, when that money could have been used to renovate the present school, but we're alright with that. The nurse gives you crackers and Perino can smell a cell phone from a mile away, but it's chill. We're the best at every sport and we have the best school colors; red and black. Come on. Gray and red can't compare. It's dirty, it's old, it's got over a thousand different kids in it, but we like it that way.

JLHS Student: Guys, we just got a pool! A POOL! And we have smartboards and wireless internet, and clean hallways, and laptops, and--
JMHS Student: That's no excuse. Liberty is still shit compared to Jackson Memorial High School.
JLHS Student: But we're good at sports!
JMHS Student: ... Kill yourself.

by jmhs 2010 <3 March 30, 2009

memo

A playful term taken from the movie Office Space, usually in a sarcastic attempt to remind someone of irrelevant information.

There was a boat show on Saturday. Didn't you get that memo?

by T Hizzle June 2, 2005