Maximum Finger Capacity

The number of fingers - to the nearest whole unit - in which a woman's vagina can facilitate.

Coined by four intellectuals in 'Top Spoons' Lancaster.

22/03/2014

"Met a girl last night, she had a maximum finger capacity of 2. But as the night progressed it increased to 3."

"Caroline has the perfect MFC of 3"

by LancasterGary April 30, 2014

maximum spoonage

When you have a spoon, preferably a diamond Incursted one. Then you spoon something to the maximum level

Picking that rock up with a spoon was total maximum Spoonage

by Bossbrother7 December 24, 2014

maximum enjoyance

This refers to the highest echelon of pleasurable alcohol consumption. Any additional alcohol consumed begins an immediate descent into the unknown. This is more commonly referred to as the "blackout state"

"Hey Brendan! I think I have reached maximum enjoyance!"

by max enjoy June 3, 2015

Maximugging

Making out with a girl/boy at a bar like a goddamn highschooler

Wow, did you see Jerry maximugging that girl at Lawny's Taproom? Looked like damned Max Meyer himself!

by Bdaddy June 6, 2015

maximum pussy

A person without a backbone. Extreme cowardice. Will be fake nice to you to your face, have opinions of your behind their back, but never the courage to tell you to your face.

I can't believe Owen didn't have the courage to be straight with me; that guy is a maximum pussy.

by ecrest October 19, 2015

maximus price

Tall, blonde, bitches, and somehow has a girlfriend and is a great friend

He was a total Maximus Price

by mysteriousmexican8549 August 30, 2016

Maximus Braticus

A high energy puppy that destroys shoes, torments cats, talks back when you scold him and never quits begging you to play with him. He gets away with everything because he is so freakin' cute.

Maximus Braticus , you shredded toilet paper all over the hole and dug a hole in the basement carpet! Aww, look at that cute bratty face, who wants a cookie!

by eeyipes June 19, 2016