Maxxing

The act of increasing the volume on speakers, headsets, or stereos in increments to their limit before utter hardware failure while playing very heavy music capable of rupturing ear drums or producing hallucinogenic images.

A.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and..."
Friend 2: "Dude, I tried that and my hair fell out like a week later. I found out I have a malignant tumor on my brain now. 'Twas well worth it."

B.)

Friend 1: "I was attempting to maxx (maxxing) _______ and...."
Friend 2: "Dude I tried that and my eyes started to bleed and I ruptured my appendix."

by EvasionX2 May 5, 2011

max

a retarded retard that’s wears retarded cologne. he sucks dick and chews the tips off, free circumsision. if max is attracted to a girl her name has to be very feminine with a masculine nickname like, sam. he also is a rich play-boy that totally played two gays and a female by the name of all sam.

person one: max circumsized me and now i’m leaking jizz

by blobfishalberto July 17, 2019

Max

Max is a puppet master if you meet a Max he will control your tits with his charm if you meet a Max he'll make you tend to his every wish but for a price but his weakness is any one named Madison

Max) Hi I'm Max
Owen) What do you want master

by Polishmafi4 April 12, 2019

Max

The worst fucking fortnite player on the goddamn planet. Dude plays console and claims he's "a fucking god" but the dude is fucking TRASH. He also like big fat cock in his mouth when he plays, explaining why he is so brutally awful. If you are named max, fuck you.

No max, im not fucking reviving you you fucking trashcan

by LukeBright32 April 22, 2019

Max

A guy who is just there.

I hate max

by Crystal Wolf May 27, 2019

Max

He's a gay midget who's ugly and fat he will suck ur Nan's toes cos he's poor and lives in a cardboard box. Oh and I forgot to mention he's a saddo loner

Ur so annoying and gay no one likes u jump of a bridge u migdet max

by Dghdheh October 3, 2019

Max

An Asian with a small dick

Look at that loser max

by Dunkisaurus May 22, 2018