matt kloepfer

...

matt kloepfer is strange.

by emma moscherosch October 18, 2008

matt han

the most youngest looking 20 year old in the world. he is infamous for his call lines such as 'yolo','sickunt', 'wet' and so on.

YOLO! said matt han

by isaac choi November 6, 2012

matt murray

the pittsburgh penguins goaltender. #30. He is the Goat and amazing and intelligent.

Hey, man, you’re a Matt Murray!

by gsd dog February 10, 2018

Fighter Matt

Any male with overflowing testosterone and seems to have infinite information about pointless things such as a state's law on tobacco for minors.

Josh:This kid just gave me a weird lesson on World War 2 guns and then threatened to fight me.

Payton:Fighter Matt!!!

by ZackeryDennisRossIsCool January 7, 2010

Doing a Matt

When you are out of your depth on a course and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you already are so you make an excuse to leave, like a dusty carpet or a dirty bathroom.

He's doing a Matt.
Leave that cunt to it he's doing a Matt.
Cheeky cunts just done a matt

by Whizzeranchips October 13, 2019

Matt

a guy with a really nice toothbrush

have you seen matts toothbrush?!!! its soooo high end

by mattyp319 October 14, 2011

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009