kim mathers

Eminems.ex.wife.
mother.and.aunt.to.three.little.girls.
coke.head.
bisexual.slut.
dirty.white.trailer.trash.

Motto: "Rehab is for quitters"

Gold digging blonde bitch

by L January 3, 2005

mathematician

The one job everyone wants you to have but no one ever does have.

Everyone: You're going to become a mathematician one day.

You: No, no I'm not.

by ponybalogna June 16, 2018

Kim Mathers

hotty

kim is hot

by matt hines May 25, 2003

Mateo

A boy that isn’t the smartest but still thinks he is. Thinks he’s good at sports but unfortunately he’s not. He is most likely gay and is proud of it.

“Hey look it’s Mateo”
“Oh ya he’s gay”
“Ya I know”

by Gay boy 1234 October 18, 2019

mateo

dumb ass fuckin bitch

mateo is a dumbass fucking bitch

by sydkney November 18, 2019

mathematician

A sexual act where one person (male or female) kneels at a man's side, and with the fingers of one hand probes the anus in a calculator-button pushing motion. The other hand grips the penis and strokes it in a crank handle fashion, as if he or she is operating an old-time crank-handle calculator.

Sally promised the college math professor that if she performed the mathematician on him he would shout out prime numbers at the top of his lungs.

by 0 00 January 8, 2006

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A FUCKING GREAT RAPPER! who is commonly confused for being the best rapper alive, although incredibly lyrically talented, he is liked by the fucking ignorant white suburban teenagers who define urban dictionary. the same ignorant chodes who call Lil Wayne a shitty pop mainstream rapper. YOU DO REALIZE LIL WAYNE HAS HAD LIKE ONE SONG ON THE TOP 40 CHARTS LIKE EVER? Have you heard eminems new album? Rihanna? Pink? how more poppy mainstream can you get???!! and dont even mention this little bitch ass yungin called B.o.B. people say hes saved hip hop! the most mainstream thing on the planet. i live in DC and trust me NO REGULAR BLACK KIDS I KNOW LIKE HIM!

Lil Wayne is the bet rapper alive! his metaphors are out of this fucking world! too bad lolipop is some shit, maybe i should not be ignorant and listen to his good stuff on the internet. man i wish Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers didnt go all pop on us. This B.o.B kid is a lil bitch!

by therealfukintruth September 21, 2010