Mastertation

(n): One's master's thesis. A research document written by a graduate student to complete a master's degree.

also (v): to mastertate

Have you finished your mastertation yet?

You betcha! I just mastertated in front of my faculty committee.

by Herschel Speiderman March 28, 2009

The Masturbation Deprivation Pact

When a group of males form a verbal agreement not to masturbate for an extended period of time.

Tom: I'am goin to do The Masturbation Deprivation Pact with my friend Ralp for my new year's resolution.
Aaron: Wow, your gay but have fun.

by George Costiello December 14, 2008

Masturbation Forearms

Masturbation forearms are caused by excessive masturbation. They can be identified under two conditions:
1)When one's forearms are disproportionate to eachother
2)When one's forearms are disproportionate to their upper arms (Think Popeye)

"Dude, I think you've got muscular forearm syndrome"
"What makes you say that?"
"You have masturbation forearms! You're right arm is bigger than your left!"
"...shit"

by Ano_Nymous March 1, 2010

Social Masturbation

The act of using Myspace, Facebook, or Twitter hours a day, in the name of being more social, at the expense of actually being social.

You don't have any friends.

Yes, I do, I have 300 friends on Facebook. I'm social.

No, that's social masturbation. Maybe you should go to a party or something.

by Dvorak Typist April 15, 2009

ferociously masterbating

beating your meat so hard that it would appear that you were about to rip it off

Dan masterbated so ferociously that he started bleeding

by Laurier November 24, 2004

masturbation-fueled car

Pee Wee Hermans car on the way to the movietheater.

Paul Rueubens, a k a "Pee Wee Herman", drove his masturbation-fueled car to see a film and was arrested July 26 1991 for jerking off at the South Trail Cinema, an XXX theatre. Editor's note: one wonders whether that should even be a crime at all. Reubens paid a $50 fine and did various and sundry community services. Children's television will never be the same.

by frizz February 27, 2004

masterbational

A large amount of sexual pleasure

Seeing wendy's boobies is masterbational!

by B.J.08 January 12, 2009