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marathon

The game company Bungie's first game.
Used in a red vs blue episode. Was also an awsome game.
But Church from red vs blue gets blasted back in time by a 10 megaton bomb, into the game marathon.
computer-Ready to transport.

Church-Ok, lets do it...good bye...computer...you know what, you'd think i would of come up with a name for you in these thousand years.

Gary(computer)-Its Gary, but thanks for asking
by Philip Miller April 23, 2005
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Dirty Mariah

Causing extreme bodily harm to your dick in order to tongue punch someone's sweaty fart box
“I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass and then cover it in hot sauce just to get the chance at a dirty Mariah”
by Msingh514 April 4, 2020
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Marathong

To "marathong" is the act of wearing a thong (g-string) over an elaborated period of time

A "Marathong" is generally undertaken by prostitutes/hoes, due to bad hygiene and/or the recession.

As the action is not one of glorification and is just plain nasty; to catch someone "marathonging" (for whatever reason)will result a somewhat tarnished reputation
A:"shirly jones is fi-iine, i'm thinking of inviting the bitch round for a lil sum-sum"

B: "Ah hell no man, that bitch was on a marathong when she slept with half the neighborhood, she wore the same leopard print thong for four days"

A: "That shit is nasty"

B: "Word"
by obamafan1234456 March 25, 2009
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Mariah Cardoza

The most amazing person in the world. She's like a peach muffin mixed with a beautiful sunrise. She is AMAZING. And is a great best friend. =
Do you know Mariah Cardoza?
Yeah she's the most amazing person ever!
by danimal122393 November 28, 2010
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majithia

Majithia is a name to the most powerful people on earth. The Majithias originally from the village after which they are are named after lies in Amritsar. Majithias are know to be strong,powerful and wise. Those born in the family of Majithia are said to be very lucky. The name of a family defines how a person is. Hearing the name Majithia people will respect them. They were said to be one of the three most powerful families during the rule of Maharaja Ranjeet Singh. If u are a Majithia remember you have immense power in you to rule. Mostly Majithias are leaders. Majithias are immensely powerful.
He behaved exactly like a Majithia by taking the right decision.
by Meisunknown May 24, 2017
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marathoning

This is basically the concept of running a marathon with your penis. This can either be done solo (lubricant advised) or with a partner. The idea is to gain enough endurance and strength so that you can go a long way in such a small environment.

First we must define what a "marathon" is; a marathon is the longest considered running competition where competitors run 42195 meters. With our penis, this will feel like an eternity. Here we define the formula to find out how many strokes are needed for a complete marathon run. We assume there is no friction and the receiving party is eligible to take in the whole mass and length of the penis.

Strokes needed = 42195000/(penis length(cm)*2)

For example, a penis with a length of 15 cm, will need to stroke (in and out, or for single player experience up and down) for 140650. Since strokes are integers, if your solution is a non-integer number, round up.

Researches are developing in the area of sportive sex acts more and more.
A: Hey girl! You look tired? Didn't you sleep last night?
B: Almost no sleep. C insisted to try for marathoning again.

A: Damn girl! Did he at least finish the run?
B: He achieved a 67% finishing rate this time.
A: I hope you make it to olympics this year.
B: Thank you.
by ohmmmmmmm November 9, 2017
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Mariah Carey

Best selling female artist, best selling over all artist of the '90s, possesses a five-octave vocal range, but is the biggest prima donna in the world; with her fake boobs, cheesy smile, and cutesy-this, innocent-that demeanor, it's as if she thinks she's still a teenager.
Brittany: That Mariah Carey can really sing!
Lydia: Yeah, but she's the biggest diva out there, she looks down on people, and she's totally fake.
by Quack Quack May 31, 2005
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