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Project Manager

Creates memes all day
The project manager created some great content today. Everyone loved the memes he made.
by WoahWoah1432 July 28, 2022
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Enter Management

A manager that defines ones self by using emails,constant tendering of the keyboard and delegation of of things they have meant to have done themselves.A job is finished when they either hit the enter key,or sent an email...and never actually give a second thought to those receiving the email the chaos they have just created,let alone know what their subordinates are really doing.Quite often they appear that their arse is welded to the chair,and are unable to get off said chair to go find out for themselves....even though they authourise the said item.
" I have sent them an email informing them of the problem"...but never bothers to chase up if the problem has been fixed.The job is deemed complete by hitting enter or " Send" hence the term " Enter Management"
by phluck September 4, 2011
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social knowledge management

A community where knowledge is shared, rated and redistributed ongoing.
A two-way wiki is one example of social knowledge management or a shared social space such as a social network or VR social space where information can be recorded and shared.
by Lisa K Padilla May 24, 2018
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Case Manager

A case manager is the mainstay in the healthcare or social services sector to get people back on the right track. They always put the common good before their own interests, even postponing their dates on a Sunday evening just so they can give their all the next day. People always treat them with reverence and respect, bowing down in their presence. Not all heroes wear a cape - case managers carry society on their backs. You can recognize the best of them by their crystal-clear blue eyes.
Help! We need a Case Manager, our clients are collapsing!
Okey! I will call heaven and tell them that the angels are needed.
by Japina125 November 12, 2023
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VOODOO MANAGEMENT

When a manager is reactive instead of proactive.

A manager that is a pussy and can't stick to a plan because he buckles under the pressure of others.

When your manager doesn't have the balls to look you in the eyes and tell you he is getting ready to stab you in the back because he is putting another job in front of yours to appease someone else.
This is nothing but Voodoo management because you are changing the schedule just to appease others.
by tstrasser October 19, 2016
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herd management

When a person is trying to keep a large number of lovers or potential lovers in contact. Oftentimes by making a quick text throughout the day possibly a generic text that can be copied and pasted to multiple people. The person usually overreaches their span of control and becomes overwhelmed. In the animal kingdom this would be similar to a buck trying to control a large number of doe hence “herd management “
Every morning I get up I gotta do herd management by sending out a text to my girls.
by Shade tree May 23, 2019
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Splat management

Management style where you throw shit (ideas) at the wall and see if it sticks
It's all about splat management. Blue sky thinking is so last year.
by RevBlueJeans February 25, 2017
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