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Doing a normal activity oblivious to the outside world when suddenly, you realize that there are people in the room next door engaging in sexual activity quite loudly. Often results in barricading yourself in your room, horrified and waiting until it's over.
by NaturallyRudeBoy June 01, 2010
A session of consecutive kisses. Usually lasting a duration of 5 to 10 minutes in length. Can be done anywhere. Usualy intimate.
by Treble June 18, 2003
Make a pencil -- (v) When the toddler child of an ugly, pathetic single mom puts his arms over his head with his fingers pressed together into a point, like a giant pencil. The toddler's mom then inserts the toddler in this "pencil" position into her vagina for the purpose of masturbation, because no one else wants to have sex with her saggy cooter.
Poor Mary, no sane man would fuck her,
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
But then an idea struck her.
She said "Zack, make a pencil!"
"Be my hot-sex utensil"
Zack said, "Get the fuck away from me bitch!"
by skip o'potamus October 07, 2007
To clean your butt in the shower with the handheld sprayer instead of using toilet paper. The resultant brown liquid (tea) goes safely down the drain.
by Apeortdz March 29, 2017
by nicholas luciano May 03, 2005
My date on Friday night with Richard is definetly making the news.
I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
I can't believe she was telling me about what kind of shoes her boyfriend got; that shouldn't even be making the news.
by cfuptown July 19, 2005