Man milk mustache

Wen a man ejaculates semen on the upper lip of his partner.

Lady night Cindy choked on my Johnson so good I had to give her a man milk mustache..

by AZ in the city May 4, 2017

ivory mustache

When semen is liberally applied to the upper lip of a recipient or recipients.

He totally gave those twins matching ivory mustaches.

by Jackin McCrackin 2.0 August 19, 2012

mustache moan

when a girl rubs her mouth on you mustache and moans while doing it

that girl was mustache moaning on me

by shrekisloveshrekislife123 June 8, 2017

Oates Mustache

A demented sexual act from Northern Canada. Unknowlingly having sex with your estranged father.

I can't believe she was caught on tape doing the Oates Mustache. She probably didn't know it was her dad.

by StB08 June 29, 2011

A Mustache-Man

I have decided to be a mustache-man... At least for today... Andrew Schultz was right... I might not go out in public like this (because I look like a homo) but I might literally be both Omni-Man and Escanor so... I almost have to be a mustache man...

Hym "I am become a Mustache-Man... So why is my upper lip still cold? My jaw is shaved but it isn't cold... Is it wet? Yeah... A little bit... No... Something ain't right here..."

by Hym Iam May 26, 2024

mustache bros

When two males grow mustaches at the same time and keep them trimmed in the same fashion.

Jimmy wanted to be mustache bros with Tim, but Tim rejected the idea and shaved his mustache off.

by mrscolonelsanders December 15, 2017

Minnesota Mustache

Like a Dirty Sanchez but you gotta root a little farther North

I had a Minnesota Mustache last week, my girlfriend is still smelling that shit!

by Hawksinger November 1, 2019